Dear...

Dear Spider,
I don't know how you got in my car today.
I don't know why you chose to crawl on my son's car seat.
I know you were VERY small, but you scared him. A LOT.
I had to pull the car over.
I had to smoosh you and throw you on the ground.
I had to comfort my crying 3 year old in some random parking lot.
I had to convince him that you were gone, and it would be OK to get back in the car seat.
Please stay away from us. We don't like you.

Thank You,
Dylan's Mommy